The problems with GUYS !!!! - 文字MUD游戏论坛-天下泥潭群英会-水泊梁山

Fanta · 2003-05-17

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from COUNTRYSIDE.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

& sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE
ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, give them some laughter ...

starsea · 2003-05-17

sweat fanta.

I have great pity for fanta's bf and/or future husband.

kekemi · 2003-05-17

spank fanta
这么透彻的东东也被你找到了～*hoho

**fengyue_xyj** · 2003-05-17

if change the position of guys and gals above. I think most of them are the same.
*nod fengyue

dancer · 2003-05-17

agree fengyue!!!

support man!!

public · 2003-05-17

fengyue对man 和 woman 都有深刻的体会
所以只有fengyue才能总结的这么经典
model fengyue

Maque · 2003-05-17

public说的好

abkl · 2003-05-17

Only one thing i can say, yes, guys maybe bad sometime, but hey, stop complaining, it is not like women are any better.

icuras · 2003-05-18

*9494 fanta
slogan men
*9494 public, said what i wanted to say.

spell · 2003-05-18

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最初由 fengyue_xyj 发布
if change the position of guys and gals above. I think most of them are the same.
*nod fengyue

oic, that is the reason that fengyue change his/her gender from guy to gal.

2003-05-17	#1
Fanta 高级会员注册: 03年01月21日来自: 猫协帖子: 1,639 声望力: 38 声望: 17 精华:4 现金:168210两梁山币资产:168210两梁山币致谢数: 2 获感谢文章数：0 获会员感谢数：0	The problems with GUYS !!!! If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from COUNTRYSIDE. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN. If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!! If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... but if u don't, they say u are selfish..... The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, give them some laughter ... 分享分享这篇帖子 Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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2003-05-17	#2
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2003-05-17	#3
kekemi 高级会员注册: 02年05月27日来自: germany 帖子: 4,180 声望力: 64 声望: 20 精华:16 现金:363两梁山币资产:61307两梁山币致谢数: 0 获感谢文章数：0 获会员感谢数：0	spank fanta 这么透彻的东东也被你找到了～*hoho 分享分享这篇帖子 Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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2003-05-17	#5
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2003-05-17	#6
public 高级会员注册: 02年05月27日来自: 东拱猪房帖子: 671 声望力: 29 声望: 24 现金:67000两梁山币资产:67000两梁山币致谢数: 0 获感谢文章数：0 获会员感谢数：0	fengyue对man 和 woman 都有深刻的体会所以只有fengyue才能总结的这么经典 model fengyue 分享分享这篇帖子 Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

2003-05-17	#7
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2003-05-17	#8
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2003-05-18	#9
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	大家一起慢吧!:D